- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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