Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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12 in general

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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