What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's 1+1? 69.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Lindsay Lohan

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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