- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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