- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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