- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Jack Stevens

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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