- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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