- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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