- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why so serious? Your brother died.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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