This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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