Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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