What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A pope meets another one

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

where's mom I killed her

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Guess what What

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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