When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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