Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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