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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

the sky is green no it is not

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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