jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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