Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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school homewrok

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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