Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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