A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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