- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You idiot.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

womans rights...

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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