- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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