Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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