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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

woman's rights

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

If you have a stroke, call 000

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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