jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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it was all Tagart

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autistic kids rock

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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