Sarah Jessica Parker

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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