Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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