Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Equal rights!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Men's rights

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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