- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Yo Mama just died.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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