Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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