Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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I was watching Fox news.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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