- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

13 =B you just learned something

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Gay republicans

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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