How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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