Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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