No your aunties a joke

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

this website is a bad joke

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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