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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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