Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Anti Joke

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