- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Your mother is so fat.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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