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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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