What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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