- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

who is not good looking? mon morello

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