- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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