What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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