What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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