Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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