- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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