Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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