- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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