- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

I'm tired.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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