- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

He--Hey guys

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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