- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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