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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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