An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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