- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Chuck Norris.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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