Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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i like turtles

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Internet Explorer

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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