- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A gay man watches football.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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