A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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