- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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