What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A gay man watches football.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

David Cameron

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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