why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Albert your flies undone.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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