What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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