Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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You are joking right?

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

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