What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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