- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Gay rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Women's Rights.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

All of these jokes are about white people

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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