- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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