- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??