What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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