Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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