What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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