- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

the economy.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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