Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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