- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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