- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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