A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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