- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I'm Coming

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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