Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Yes

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Cripples are lame.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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The cream, it is coming

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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