- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Hello.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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