- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Potassium? K.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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