- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

I'm tired.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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