- Anti Joke

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.