What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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