- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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