Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

XD Jackass.

womens rights

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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