So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

women's rights.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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