star wars kid

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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