What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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