yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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a black man pays his child support

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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