What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A guy walks into a bar

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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