- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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