- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what is worse than a guy pissed?

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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