How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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