- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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