- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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